| Category | Rating |
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| Pay | 0 |
| Respect | -5 |
| Benefits | -5 |
| Job Security | -5 |
| Work/Life Balance | -5 |
| Career Potential/Growth | -5 |
| Location | 0 |
| Co-worker Competence | 0 |
| Work Environment | -5 |
If you like working for the Devil himself, this is the place for you.
Gather round. Lets have a little fireside chat and let me tell you my tale.
It all started in 2004...
I first started working for this hell on earth 3 years out of college. I returned to Cleveland after trying to find a job that I could use my Psychology degree for. I found that MBNA (a credit card company which was later bought by BoA) was hiring. MBNA was great. I was a customer service rep in their credit card department. The people were wonderful, the benefits were great and the bonuses were exceptional. I knew several people who would max out on there bonuses on a monthly basis. The pay was an honest 28k a year I even maxed out a few times myself, hitting that magic number of $3,000. I could easily net close to 45-65k a year with those bonuses. All at the age of 22
Have you ever seen that movie Boiler Room? Thats how were were living. A bunch of young punks with too much money, and when we werent working, too much free time. I was living at my parents house and bought a new car, new computers, gaming systems, tv's, surround sound, went to the bars, the hottest parties, drank all the alcohol, went to Vegas 3 times a year, had plenty of women (mostly the big tittied skanks from the office lol) and lived the life of Caligula for about 2 years.
There were monthly contests, where the rewards were huge cash prizes, vacations, paid time off, electronics etc. One of my friends even won a 20lb turkey during a Thanksgiving contest! The schedule was a bit long, I worked a shift from 2pm-1am, but it was nothing that a 22 year old couldn't handle, especially since the pay and bonuses were so good.
Then the dark days came. 2 years after I started MBNA was purchased by BoA....
Change came instantly. Gone was my schedule of 2pm - 1am, which I did not complain about, however it was replaced by a convoluted schedule of working 11am -12pm Tues-Sat the first week of the month, then Mon-Thurs the second week fo the month, then Fri-Tues the third week and Thurs-Mon the last week of the moth. Confusing?
90% of the DM's and RM's who made MBNA great were fired and replaced by corporate shills from BoA. Bonuses were trimmed down from 2-3k to a max of $300-$500. Salary was reclassified to match your cost of living, meaning if you lived in an affluent area of Cleveland your salary would be higher than if you lived in a less affluent area. Guess who lived in the more affluent areas of Cleveland? Yup, you guessed it. The corporate shills of BoA. All of us customer service reps who mostly lived in apartments (which I moved into one about 3 months before the buyout) had our salaries lowered. My salary went from 28k to about 20k. They cut my salary by eight thousand dollars in one day and took away any earning potential buy lowering the bonuses from 2-3k to $300-$500. I went from Caligula to "just trying to pay my rent and eat" in a matter of hours. Yeah you can live off 20k and most people would kill for that, but the way they went about it was wrong especially since there was no prior warning and there were other people who counted on that money to feed thier families.
The management became obnoxious and overbearing. Micromanaging to the point of outright harrassment. I know one girl who purposely entered her password incorrectly 3 times, triggering a lockout so she wouldn't have to work. She did this on a Sunday when the tech people didn't work and no one would be able to help so the managers had no choice but to send her home. She did this several more times and ended up being fired for it.
The cubicles became cages. You were required to remove any non-BoA materials from your cubicle walls. Family photos, trinkets, everything. Basically removing any emotional tether you have to the outside world. Any sanity inducing object was to be taken down until you became nothing more than a cog in the wheel of the Devil's mighty war machine.
And what glorius war it made. Interest rates went up, some as high as 29%. 25 year, loyal, never-paid-a-late-fee-in-thier-lives customers of MBNA saw thier interest rates double and in some cases triple with out notice and without reason. We customer service and retention reps were given no resoning to this and at times were told to "make up" a reason why thier rates have increased. I remember one customer in particular that I spoke to, had not made a purchase on his card in three years, was simply paying off the balance, had never been late, had always made his payment the same time every month, saw his APR increase from 5.9% to 15.99%. When he demanded a reason, my manager told me to tell him, "Your APR increased because you are not using your card. We reward customers who use thier card, not people who simply pay off the balance." Now imagine having that conversation to 100 customers a day, 5 days a week times 4 weeks. And you have that conversation 2,000 times a month. Now take the year, you have 20 vacation days plus 5 sick days. 365 - 25 = 340 actual work days. 2000 * 340 = 680,000. I "made up" a reason why somebody's APR increased a total of six hundred and eighty thousand times. They made me lie to more than half a million people. Multiply that by the number of people on the floor, lets say 30 and Bank of America has lied to more than 20 million people in two years time.
Sickening isn't it.
In the end I was fired. I couldn't do it anymore. I would come into work and sit and stare at my blank computer screen for about 30 minutes everyday before doing any type of "work". I was becoming clinically depressed and gaining weight from such a sedentary lifestyle. Not to mention that there was always some type of catered lunch to placate the masses even more with empty calories.
Do not work here, you will only end up fat, unhappy, and emotionally scarred. Not to mention consiously bankrupt and morally destitute.