| Category | Rating |
|---|
| Pay | -3 |
| Respect | -5 |
| Benefits | -5 |
| Job Security | -5 |
| Work/Life Balance | -3 |
| Career Potential/Growth | -4 |
| Location | 0 |
| Co-worker Competence | -4 |
| Work Environment | -5 |
"CROPS"
Being on the sales floor, I overheard managers talking and heard one state "How are my crops today?"
I didn't read into it too much at the time, but the longer I stayed employed at Dish, the more it became apparent just how accurate a description of "crops" really is.
Breakdown:
Hired = Seedling
Training = Watering/Weeding out the bad
Sales Floor = Yield / Chop
End of Year/Cycle = Chop
The bottom line is that as soon as you are not "yielding" enough to their standards or become complacent, they will axe you and happily plant new little seedlings and start the process again.
You will be dehumanized here. NO-ONE cares about you AT ALL. These are the type of people that will smile at you and turn around to immediately bash you, from the coaches to the managers to QA, etc.
The pay is ridiculous, the atmosphere horrendous, and the customers are a PITA. The turnover is asinine as well.
It's loud on the floor (constant yelling), the managers SNAP at you to get your attention, the coaches are no help and never want to; but they will walk the floor and ask "How many?" 3x per hour and SCREAM how many sales each agent has so they can be tallied. If you are doing good, they'll say you're getting lucky and you suck, if you are doing bad, well then expect to get seriously demeaned and taken off the phones where you will get made fun of AND you're getting reamed for free (sales only pay!! NO hourly rate).
If you get taken off the phone, the mgr will pull up some bs statistics, point to someone and say "He/she REALLY sucks and you are doing worse (or no better)." If they do "try" to offer help, it's just the same BS rhetoric OVER and over again. See the movie Boiler Room? They actually USE quotes from that movie and I'm dead fucking serious...
Listen, I know this is a sales job and sales are tough, however this call center is the model of what-not-to-do. For example. "Team Meetings" just serve to literally tell you that the team "sucks" and how agents should be ecstatic to have a job at all...oh yeah, Auto-In... Negative reinforcement is EVERYTHING here.
Quick note about pay: It's not hourly anymore, it's strictly sales only. So working overtime actually can make you earn LESS because if you fall below a certain closing ratio, your check goes DOWN. The company LOVES it of course because you're only getting paid if you're talking...and that's not even a guarantee (paid or talking!) There's 0 sick days for the 1st TWO YEARS, there's ZERO Paid Time Off (used to be though), and the benefits aren't really benefits at all. A $3,000 deductible is NOT a benefit. These policies are so Ergen and his cronies can save a little bit of money. Ergen's only worth 10 BILLION DOLLARS you know...he needs it.
I sometimes just go to a job site just to see if there are openings, and there ALWAYS are. They also frequently have job fairs, where applicants walk the floor and are given the supreme bullshit treatment. A company that needs to run job fairs with the economy the way it is should tell you something. People abhor this place.
There are so many reasons to stay away from this company it's mind-boggling.
YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY HERE.
Also, the only reason that the company can claim they charge less per month than your average cable company is because the channel lineup SUCKS for the Bronze100. Add a DVR, more than 2TV's, no phone-line and fees/taxes and you are right up there with the cable companies anyway. Plus you'll get WAY better service and a much better selection of channels. Most customers are locked into a 2yr contract so once you are set up...you are s-K-rewed.
TiVo is suing DISH and I hope it costs Dish MILLIONS. I actually hope the company dies a slow death, but that would only be hurting the "little" guys.
I'm sure by now you get the idea. If you are starving and living on the streets than I guess go ahead and apply (you'll probably get hired unless your pulse rate is erratic). My advice is don't sign up for service and don't work there. I told my mgr I quit and was giddy walking out the door. Never looked back. Well I did...Just now. But boy was it fun.